Загрузочный экран: King Kringle

When up on the roof, with a house-shaking thud,

A creature had landed, and sniffed for our blood.

A sword could be heard being dragged ‘cross the shingles;

Then the chimney exploded, and in came King Kringle.

—excerpt from the holiday classic “Eyewitness Accounts of the Frostivus Massacre”